My wife is as avid an Alabama fan as I
am a Tennessee fan. The Alabama VS Tennessee football
game is always a tense time around our house. Tennessee
has won the last few years and I haven't pushed it too
much, because I knew that it would not last. Also, in the
overall series Alabama is way ahead.
This year my wife and I were separated
when the game was played because of a situation beyond
our control. I knew Alabama would slaughter Tennessee
this year; Tennessee was having a terrible season, while
Alabama was ranked # 2 in the country. When I talked
with her on the phone I said, "Well, I challenge you to an
Alabama VS Tennessee strip Gin Rummy card game. The
Tennessee football team was slaughtered by Alabama, but
this Tennessee boy can make you say ' GO VOLS '." My
wife's reaction was both humiliating and exciting.
When we finally got together and had
the kids settled she said, " Let's go up to the bedroom;
this Alabama female is going to stomp your male
Tennessee ass in a game of strip Gin. " The smile on
her face and the wink of her eye told me that I was in for
a rough game. My wife is really good at cards and can
beat me most of the time. This was for the honour of
Tennessee and I wanted to hear this avid Alabama fan say
GO VOLS so I was going to try my hardest.
The first hand was a quick one - Linda won. " Ok, big
boy, off with the shirt. I want to look at that hairy
chest." The second hand was the same. This time she
said, " And the Tide Rolls On !!. Take off your pants.
We're getting there fast, aren't we ? "
I won the third hand, which helped me regain some of my
confidence and I said, " Now, the Tennessee male starts
his comeback. Take off your shirt and I think you ought
to have to take off the bra to, if you are wearing one so I
can see your titties." She replied, " Since this is the only
hand you are going to win I'll give you a break and
take off my bra too. After all you are almost
stripped; this next hand and you will be. " I was still
confident. My comeback was to be a short lived one as
she easily won the next hand. Everything I played fit right
into her hand. With a wink and a smile she said, " Now
take off your panties, little man, and let me look at
that dick. Do you want to play some more ? " I
replied, as I took off my underpants, " But, I don't have
anymore clothes !! ". Her reply was, " I know, the Tide
has Rolled all over you, this has been a slaughter just
like the football game. This next hand will be for
your ass. Are you game ? "
I thought I might be able to win a few hands in a row and
still pull off the win so I agreed. I lost this hand too. Linda
laughed out loud, winked at me and said, " I've stripped
you and now your ass is mine. I know you want to
hear me say GO VOLS and I want to hear you say
ROLL TIDE. Let's play one more hand. If I win you
will say ROLL TIDE whenever I tell you to for the
next week; if you win the same goes for me saying
GO VOLS. You can deal. " I said, " Ok, the odds are in
my favour and I would love to hear you say GO VOLS for
a week. "
This hand lasted longer because she was holding
everything in her hand. I discarded the card she was
waiting for and she went out with a flourish. " I love this.
I told you this Alabama female would destroy you. I
even gave you two chances after you were stripped.
Now say it." I reluctantly said ROLL TIDE. Linda said, "
What ? I can't hear you." So I said it louder.
" Yeah, honey THIS TIDE JUST ROLLED ALL
OVER YOU in cards now come over here and see
how it's going to roll over you in another way. " With
that, out went the lights and the tide rolled all over me
again. It was all in the cards.
IT WAS IN THE CARDS
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